Gertie's Royal Winter Wellness Academy
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Mission Briefing
Darlings,
Agent Gertie (Her Royal Sausageness) here, ensuring Manchester’s small-dog royalty stays warm, safe, and splendid—even through winter's chill!
Cloaks straight. Noses up. Proceed.
Mission Log
🌡️ Royal Decree I: Perfect Temperature & Timing
- Rest areas: Warm (20°C and above), draught-free.
- Instead of long walks, keep your walks short and during milder daylight hours.
- Low dogs = faster heat loss. Shorten walks if bitter.
🧥 Royal Decree II: Majestic Wardrobe Essentials
- Chest & belly coverage, free shoulder movement, harness-friendly.
- Three essentials: fleece (dry cold), waterproof (rain), insulated coat (bitter days)—always reflective.
- Avoid heavy, restrictive, or chafing garments.
🐾 Royal Decree III: Paw Protection Protocol
- Rinse and dry paws after grit/salt; apply paw balm before and after walks.
- Train gently with boots for icy conditions.
- Maintain neat nails for extra grip.
⚠️ Royal Decree IV: Hypothermia & Frostbite Alert
Watch carefully:
- Early signs: shivering, stiffness, frost bite, cold ears/paws, lethargy.
- Severe signs: weakness, confusion, collapse- urgent vet visit required.
🏰 Royal Decree V: Indoor Palace Standards
- Raised, cosy beds; non-slip rugs; ramps/steps to protect delicate backs.
- Enrichment indoors: scent games, brief training, snuffle/lick mats.
- Royal treatment: A palace needs a warm blanket to snuggle under.
🍽️ Royal Decree VI: Nutritional Nobility
- Adjust portions as energy use increases in cold.
- Fresh, room-temperature water always available.
- Beware antifreeze (deadly!) - store safely, clean all suspicious puddles.
🚶 Manchester-Specific Protocol
- Waterproof layers for rainy, windy walks.
- Keep your dog on a close-leash when the surfaces are slippery.
- High visibility: when it's dark outside, make sure your dog is visible!
Gertie's advice: Darlings, leave the crown at home and put on reflective gear, LED accessories and clear ID tags. Let everyone SEE and bear witness to you in all of your marvellous glory!
👑 Final Royal Wisdom
When winter arrives, follow Gertie’s royal checklist:
- Keep warm.
- Protect paws.
- Watch closely for cold stress.
Small stature, grand standards. Winter should never diminish your diva shine!
By Royal Paw,
Agent Gertie , first of her name 👑 🚀
Until next time,
Gertie 🐾
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10/07/2025
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